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    人往往在精疲力尽的时候,去看些伤感的画面,听些忧郁的音乐,想想流逝的过往,一如近来的我。还好我知道,这些小小的挫败和未知的将来比较,一定不值得一提。我明白,这仅仅是一个过程一个回忆……像个男人一样自信、坚强、独立、豁达的生活吧!哈哈……这才像我^^

     

     
                       如果我是男人(摘)
     
     
    第一件事就是去买一瓶章光101倒在胳肢窝里,拼命长毛
    长得浓浓秘密青青翠翠的我就光着膀子到处乱走~~~~
    见一个人就挥一下手~~~~~
    就算膀子后来脱臼了偶也要弄个棍子支起来
    这才像男人嘛~~~

    接着就去超市,把各种各样花里胡哨的泡面面面俱到的买齐了
    再也不怕在超市大包小包买吃的不好意思付钱了
    重见天**~~~~~~
    还要添上火腿肠咸鸭蛋茶叶蛋麻辣泡菜等等云云,
    还有,付钱的时候千万不能忘了轻薄一下超市装袋子的小妹~~
    pp啊~~~~
    偶就铁下心肠吃他三天三夜的泡面~~~~~~
    怎么爽怎么吃,怎么吓人怎么吃~~~~
    吃爽了偶就光着膀子挺着肚子站在阳台上,呼呼
    看见ppmm就打嗝
    不要太爽哦~~~~

    偶可以穿着内裤在宿舍玩游戏
    也可以不穿内裤套条破裤子去上课
    可以不洗袜子,脏了晒晒,紫外线天然消毒~~~~
    纯天然无污染~~~健康新概念~~~
    很可能也不洗内裤,几条裤子轮着穿,
    红的脏了换绿的,绿的脏了换黑的~~~~
    只要不穿透明的~~~
    一轮穿完了,反个里外接着穿~~~~~~
    穿完了,再反里外继续穿~~~~~

    去逛街偶再也不怕了
    偶可以拼命的喝水
    有感觉了就潇潇洒洒的去麦当劳的洗手间~~
    顺便还可以看看隔壁的mm排队等待的表情~~~~~,
    偶不去浴室洗了,多冷的天偶也猫在屋里~~
    大喊一声连跳三下,打开冷水就冲
    大不了肺炎~~~~只是别碰上该死的F D~~就好了

    我要是变成男人肯定是个帅哥,
    肯定狂受女孩欢迎呢
    那我要矜持点,ppmm都可以交往,
    偶也会很大方很有分度 ,
    但我要守身如玉,
    等到有一天,在校园的某个拐弯处,
    遇到一个如百合般脱尘遗世的女孩,
    我就会用我得下半辈子来保护她的这份纯真
    如果我是个男人………………………………………

     

    好歌儿推荐^^

    Camilla《Broken》

    http://www.myksa.org/multimedia/music/Camilla_Broken.mp3

    送给来过这里的亲爱的你们……

     

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    蚂蚁wrote:
    现在好像很多女人都这么想,可惜似乎这么想的男人并不多,呵呵!
    July 30
    toby tobywrote:
    我做女人是做烦了啊
     
    July 29

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